EI_0002 — Good Eye Contact — Hoodie
Black / S
$88.00
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Some people flirt.
Some people deploy trauma with good eye contact.
The Good Eye Contact Hoodie is built for premium dysfunction, red flag charisma, and anyone whose unresolved emotional history somehow developed stage presence.
A subtle Existentially Incorrect mask logo sits on the front chest, while the full quote lands across the back for maximum “unfortunately accurate” energy.
Emotional damage, but premium.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Fit note: This hoodie runs small. For the best fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Existentially Incorrect and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 3279 142 Ave NW
Edmonton, AB
Canada
T5Y 1H9 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.
BUT PREMIUM.
$88.00
Some people deploy trauma with good eye contact.
The Good Eye Contact Hoodie is built for premium dysfunction, red flag charisma, and anyone whose unresolved emotional history somehow developed stage presence.
A subtle Existentially Incorrect mask logo sits on the front chest, while the full quote lands across the back for maximum “unfortunately accurate” energy.
Emotional damage, but premium.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Fit note: This hoodie runs small. For the best fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Existentially Incorrect and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 3279 142 Ave NW
Edmonton, AB
Canada
T5Y 1H9 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |